heycuddleme:

nope

I created a Sims family consisting of married couple Jay Gatsby and Serena Waldorf (both socialites) and they have a dog named Pancakes

Ha ha ha HELP I need a life

cascvde:

Vampire Weekend, Cool Trans [クールトランス] (June 2013 issue)

sassy

niall-wh0rean:

so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool. I beg to differ.

unfollower:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

wontstoptilimfit:

worldfamousprofessor:

a portrait of the inner struggle

Omg it’s back

georgetakei:

The King of Videobombs.

jaydeleau:

so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free

but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month 

even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?

guys dont HAVE to have sex u know

but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need

cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make sure i dont BLEED RIVERS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND RUIN ALL MY CLOTHES

ok

goatkult:

bless
this
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spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

#one of life’s greatest tragedies is the absence of a winslet-dicaprio marriage

shimmyshimmycocoapuffs:

deansass:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!

November is when I apply to universities Fuck

I’LL BE GONE FOR 7 DAYS IN NOVEMBER 

FUCK